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To engineer is human...

...to annoy - divine

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Goddess of Potholes and Puddles
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Oh, man, I never know what to say on these things. What, you're taping already? It's rolling? Why didn't you tell - never mind.

*ahem*

Okay, about me. Lemme see...

Favorite book quote of all time: "Ford, you're turning into a penguin. Stop it."
(That just cracks me up every time...)

Favorite movie quote #1: "You keep saying that word. I do not think it means what you think it means" (Very handy in everyday conversation, actually.)

Favorite movie quote #2: "One plus two, plus one, plus one..."

Favorite question: "What's the air speed velocity of an unladened swallow?"
(You know when people ask you , "So, do you have any questions?" I always do...)

Favorite TV line: "I reject your reality and substitute my own." (Also handy in everyday conversation.)

If you know the origin of all of these quotes... Well, I'm not sure what is says about you, other than you're disturbingly similar to me. I'll let you decide whether or not that's a good thing...

I’m a huge reader and crafter, occasional belly dancer and frequent dabbler in home improvement. I like really bad horror movies, and am a Cleveland Browns and Kansas City Royals fan (those of you who follow baseball or football know why those belong in the same sentence)

Friend me, I’ll probably friend you back, if you comment and let me know. Otherwise it’s hit or miss, though I am always open to new friends and new communities. I really rarely f-lock anything, though, so you can just drop by whenever.

I typically have some giant writing project in the works, and it can be found indexed at the top of my journal page until I’m finished. I frequently take part in NaNoWriMo, which is amusing from a train-wreck sort of perspective.

What others have to say about me:

nakedblueninja says: smeddley sometimes turns my rhubarb into broccoli with nothing more than a flick of the thinking. Which is good, because the cheese sauce is so very wrong for the rhubarb.

borneaway says: smeddley puts the "friend" into Friends List.

gelsey says: smeddley rocks my hot pink socks off!!! (and considering I don't much like the colour pink, much less hot pink, that is an awesome thing!!)

pizzamaker1000 says: smeddley is Martha Stewart with an engineering degree.

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